Life isn't so grand with a convertible like mine!

                   This was before tractors ruined my life!
Well as most of you know... I backed up into a tractor at the beginning of the school year. WORST DAY EVER! I am still suffering the consequences! Like the days it rains and the days people cant find a trash can and just throw trash through my back window! That is my favorite. Please keep throwing crap into my most prized possession people! Well today I am not dealing with the trash. I am dealing with the rain. Something I have no control over. I woke up thinking it was gonna be a sunny day. I even saw my friend wearing rain boots and I thought she was just alittle confused! "We all have those days", I thought to myself but NO.... It turns out she is actually the weather genius. Either that or she watches the news. I am just gonna stick with the weather genius cause it sounds more epic! So yeah... Today I had class after class so I couldnt run home and get a bag to cover it with. POOP! Me and my car both smell like wet dog now. You know how some girls date guys for their car?? (sorry to break it to you boys)Well I just hope guys dont date girls for their car too cause mine is... Lets just be as nice as possible and use the word unique. So now I have a unique car and smell like wet dog! Yum.Any takers?? Oh I forgot to mention that my car got toilet papered too. Just to let you know... Rain and toilet paper dont go good together. Let me remind you that toilet paper is for butt use only.. Unless I am involved in the prank!I know we all love to play in the rain and I know girls dream about being kissed in it (and if you have a boy toy jump on that) but I am slowly starting to hate the rain because of my ghetto, unique "convertible" car! Boo Hoo to that!  That is ok though because i work it.

Watch out for these! They sneak up on you!

I love Sundays!

I love Sundays. The guy pool in our ward is getting better.. I am not gonna lie! I love that BUT what I love more is the spirit I feel when I go to that building and I am reminded of what is most important. Today in sunday school the lesson was called "To be born again" What do you think of when you hear that? To be born again? I didnt know if this was correct but the first thing I thought of was someone that truly comes to know not only Jesus Christ but the true church. We then watched a movie. It was about a guy that had wavering faith. It was hard to believe in something he couldnt see. The video then showed the life of Christ. All the marvelous things he did while he was physically here on thee earth. It showed how he healed the sick and the blind. It showed how he walked on water. It showed how he could calm the seas. WOW! He is and was amazing!

        During the movie I wrote down things that really stuck out to me. One thing he said that I wrote down was, "No man cometh to the father but by me." There is no other way to return to him unless we have Christ in our life!  Another thing was, "Come unto me and I shall give ye rest." So not only do we need him to return but we need him in our life to find comfort and to be happy! I dont know how many times I have watched movies with the atonement scene in it but EVERYTIME I watch it I cry.. It is something really personal to me! That man is so merciful and I am so thankful for that!

     You wanna know a question I always ask myself? If I was a Nephite when Christ went and visited the Nephites for 3 days. What would I do? How would I act? What would I ask him??

When I look at this picture. I ponder for a long time. I try to figure out which one I would be. The man hiding in the shadows of the building? The man with his hands in his face just sobbing? The man praying? Or the people reaching out to him? I think I would be one of the people reaching out for him But I guess I will never know. Just something cool to think about. Where do you think you would be?? 

Anyways... At the end of the movie it goes back to the man with such little faith and it was talking about how we go through trials to test our faith. You shouldnt have to see something just to know it is there. Jesus said in that video, "Blessed are ye who have not seen but believe."

Hey that is me! Like I said before. I love sundays!

Girl nights heal all sickness :)

I had a sleepover with my neighbors last night and stayed up till 4:30 even though I still wasn't feeling my best! I started the corniest pillow fight and we were all laughing so hard. Every guy I have ever talked to thinks sleepovers consist of pillow fights, facials, painting nails, brushing hair,boy talk, watching chick flicks and eating junk food... and lots of it! Which is true.. Except for the pillow fight parts. I don't see how getting hit in the head with a ball of cotton could be considered fun! Nope! Don't see it! I love having girl nights. Mmmm..... I woke up feeling like I could run a mile... or two.. or three! I am not gonna lie my voice still kinda sounds like a dude! Which is kinda HOTT! Right? Come on. You could at least lie to make me feel better! Today is gonna be awesome. I am feeling a lot better for starters. I also got a call from a good friend of mine that goes to Provo. It was so good to talk to him.. Then I took a shower and sang my usual shower songs! Mostly the Mulan song called "Lets get down to business" that is my favorite to sing in the shower. You all have a shower song. Don't deny it!

I love hanging with boys BUT I am never against a girls Night!

R.I.P. Katie Maschue!

Congratulations!!!! You are all invited. I know you are thinking, "Invited to what?" A birthday party??? No! My Wedding??? Double NO! You are all invited to my funeral. I have been sick for almost four days now. That is never a good sign. It is a deadly sickness called the cold!!!

It is gonna be the best funeral known to mankind. It will probably inspire MTV to start filming funerals instead of those stupid sweet sixteens! I am planning on having Holland go and talk on something inspirational cause he is like my favorite apostle. I am also planning on having Mindy Glendhill and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir go and sing praises unto thee. It should be pretty Legit! 

Then the after party will be even more legit. A lot of it is on the D.L. but I will let you in on a couple things. 

1. It will be held in a circus tent. 

2. Justin Bieber, Beyonce and alot of other really "important" people will be there

3. They will have Krispy Kreme donuts

4. They will have hollister models with hollister smelly goodness on! 

5. They will have waterslides

...and a lot more but I am not entitled to say.
Lets NOT make my funeral a drag.. And lets not wear black! Blah... Wear Red! It is a sexy color!

It was nice knowing you all.. 

Love you! 

Theme song...

Have you ever noticed when someone has something to say on facebook..... They choose a song to put on their   status. I never got that. Like when someone gets singles they cant just put, "Yep.. Me, Single!" They have to put, "All my single ladies... All my single ladies.. If you liked then you shoulda put a ring on it!" I guess it is like the new/cool thing to do.

   Well... anyways I woke up this morning feeling like butt! I looked like butt too! Not literally... Thats disgusting! Stupid Kale got me sick. I am gonna jump her today at the park. So if you want to see someone eat dirt be there  at 5 o' clock sharp! Not really...but I have definitely thought about it on several occasions today! I went to youtube and the only song I could find that talked about the way I was feeling was this song:

It isn't in English but the title of the song says enough, "Sick enough to die" I am 95.98% positive it is talking about a girl being sick and the guy is going to help her. Trust me... I studied Chinese five semesters in a row...

My roommates did not care that I am sick at all. I was laying in bed and called them( on the phone) and they never came in.. Ok Kale did a couple of times but she wasnt making me feel better. I wanted her to feed me. Did she??? I dont even want to talk about it cause I might say a curse word. HAHA! After the neglect from my roommates I just stayed in my room listening to "All by myself" as loud as I could make my ghetto laptop go. It is amazing how you can express yourself through songs... Thanks facebook world for helping me realize this!

P.S. The date went really good, and I feeling a lot better now! :) The drink called emergency works wonders!

First impressions!

Sometimes i wish we could all just skip the first impression part of getting to know someone. It always seems like the first impression you get of someone is the complete opposite of who that person actually is. I hate it. I am not gonna lie when I first meet someone I totally judge them from their actions, the way they talk or just the over all vibe they give off! It is stupid but it is something you cant really help. You know??!? We all do it.

 It is HILARIOUS to hear what people think of me when they first meet me. I am not shy at all so when I met someone I just act like how I would around my family or close friends. Most people (at first) are reserved or more shy... Not me! A lot of people think I am funny when they first meet me but then there are those people that are bad at the whole first impression thing! I have had people say they thought I was a really serious girl when they first met me! Me?!?! Serious!?!?! BAHAHAHA! Funny! I have also had those people that think I am weird! Not me BUT totally understandable! This one kid I met a couple years ago said when he first met me he thought I was mentally challenged!! Yeah he thought I was retarded... LITERALLY! I think that is the worst thing I have ever been told. It was a burn. He said that he thought that cause I would mess with the psycho teacher and he thought nobody in the right frame of mind would ever be brave enough to mess with her. Thank goodness he only thought that for a day.. But still! 

I think when we meet someone we should just tell them our whole life story so they dont get the wrong impression! Like this:

"Hi. My name is Katie Maschue. I am 19 years old. I am single, and not looking for anything. I was voted class clown my senior year so dont take anything I say serious Unless I am talking about my family or my religion! I have a huge family and love them. I love being outgoing and hanging out with friends. I am NOT mentally challenge and I am serious when I want to be! I dont get mad easy! Etc...."

Then after that 10 minute introduction ask for their name.

P.S. I am going on a date tonight. Wish me luck with my new introduction skills HAHA!

El stupido

 Stupid things I have done in the last week:

1. Gave myself a side burn!

Let me explain! Hahaha! I was cutting my bangs and I guess I went a little too crazy. I didn't even notice the side burn until like 24 hours ago! I thought my hair looked hott until yesterday! Yicks! I may look like a he/she now! So if you are confused about my sex... I am a woman! 

2. Painting my face!

The painting face part wasn't stupid but the rash I got after wards was. I was at the game with the paint on my face and it felt like it was on fire. I was picking at it and finally just decided to go to the bathroom and wash it off. I had a huge rash on my face the whole night. Next time I will just use face paint instead of kids washable paint!

Warning: Do not apply to skin. May leave permanent damage! 

3. Wearing a ridiculous hat to a game!

Don't do it. You may or may not get threats! Hahaha!

4. Being nice to the weird kid.

I always thought the girls that ignored the weird kid were such "B" words but they actually did the smart thing.. I am always the girl that is nice to the weird kid and I am finally discovering it is probably not the smartest thing to do. They fall in love with anyone that gives them enough attention. So It is important to be nice but not too nice.. I guess i don't know where the line is drawn! 

5. Not going to bed at a reasonable hour

It is so hard to go to bed at a reasonable hours. I feel like all my friends play the role of Satan.. Without even meaning to. "Hey lets watch a movie!", "Lets do something crazy!", or "You are going to bed this early?!?!" Ok Satanic friends of mine... Yes maybe I will go to bed early. These words are easy to type but when it comes down to the actual scenario we all know that I wont be able to resist. I guess sleep is not meant for me. I know I need it but lets face it... having fun is sometimes more important when you do stuff like this:

Wrestling in those Chinese thong suits!

Building a fort with My sisters and friends!

Playing with roommates!

Going to the basketball games... Where I can look at Devon! The hottest black man known to man! 

Jungle fever BABAY!